Humpty [[Dumpty]] [[sat]] His mom called him Dumpy because he's a little [[dumpy]] [[egg->Humpty Dumpty]]. Humpty Dumpty [[sat on]] a [[wall]]. [[Continue]]*image of google definition* Dumpy (adjective) (of a person) short or stout [[Back->Humpty Dumpty]] He sat on a custom made royal, red cushion which he sat on when he was feeling [[bougie]]AAAAAAH!Humpty Dumpty was a material girl"Wow, I look great today!" Humopty Dumpty said as he [[stared]] into his diamond encrusted compact mirror (#materialgirl)Suddenly, he notices YOU are staring at him. "What are you looking at peasant?!" [[Nothing..]] or [[Push him!!]]Double-click this passage to edit it."AAAAAH"